• Last night I met a really cool rper on MSPARP, but didn't get their name and got disconnected. On the off chance they see this, I want to apologize for the disconnect. The chat was really cute too, my OTP.
• AC:   :33 < hello karkitty!
• AC:   :33 < karkitty?
• CG:   *KARKAT SAT ON HIS COMPUTER, TYPING AWAY AT SOMEONE/SOMETHING, HE DIDN'T SEEM TO NOTICE HER*
• AC:   :33 < karkitty, whatefur are you doing?
• AC:   :33 < *sneaks up behind him*
• AC:   :33 < tacklepounce!
• CG:   *HE JOLTED IN HIS CHAIR WHICH TOPPLED OVVER,DEPOSITING THEM BOTH ON THE GROUND IN A HEAP*
• AC:   :33 < hi karkitty!
• CG:   *HE LOOKED UP NEPETA!..WHAT THE *INHALE,EXHALE* FUCK...
• AC:   :33 < i didn't hurt you did i? i just was trying to play...
• AC:   :33 < *pouts*
• CG:   NO..*HE PUSHED HIMSELF UP*..BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE FUCKING PLAYED WITH...
• AC:   :33 < but karkitty! you n33d to have some fun too. :33 here, let me help you.
• AC:   :33 < *stands up and extends her paw*
• CG:   NO..*HE STOOD UP HIS CHAIR* NEPETA I'M FUCKING BUSY..
• AC:   :33 < karkitty, what are you doing? *ac wears her suspicious face*
• CG:   I DON'T KNOW NEPETA..*HE PLOPPED BACK DOWN IN HIS SEAT*..THINGS
• AC:   :33 < are you doing something you shouldn't be? let me s33! *stands on tip-toes to s33 over karkat's shoulder*
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• AC:   :33 < karkitty?
• CG:   *THE DESKTOP WAS EMPTY EXCEPT FOR ONE WINDOW THAT CONTAINED A MESS OF CODE*
• CG:   ITS JUST A CODE SOLLUX WANTED ME TO LOOK AT
• AC:   :33 < you're trying to code again aren't you? you know what happened last time!
• CG:   OH SHUT UP..I KNOW I CAN DO IT
• AC:   :33 < karkitty!
• AC:   :33 < what is it for anyway?
• CG:   UHH..*HE LOOKED AT IT*
• CG:   I..I DON'T REMEMBER..
• AC:   :33 < you don't even know what you are coding!
• AC:   :33 < karkitty!
• CG:   YOU MADE ME FORGET!...AND STOP CALLING ME THAT!
• AC:   :33 < why? i like calling you karkitty.
• AC:   :33 < karkitty! karkitty! kar-kitty!
• AC:   :33 < s33, it even sounds nice. :33
• CG:   I DON'T CARE! MY NAME ISN'T "KARKITTY"
• CG:   ITS KARKAT
• CG:   KAAAAAAAAAAARKAAAAAAT
• AC:   :33 < but kaaaaaaarkittttty!
• AC:   :33 < )):
• CG:   ...*HE SAT THERE, LOOKING AT HER*
• AC:   :33 < .... what?
• CG:   YOU KNOW WHAT
• AC:   :33 < what?
• CG:   I SAID NOT TO CALL ME THAT
• AC:   :33 < i know, but it's just so......
• AC:   :33 < cute!
• AC:   :33 < :33
• CG:   ....
• CG:   NO
• CG:   ITS NOT CUTE
• AC:   :33 < come on! please?
• CG:   ITS ANNOYING
• AC:   :33 < it is adorable
• CG:   AND EMBARRASSING
• CG:   SO JUST STOP
• AC:   :33 < pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?
• CG:   I'M NOT LISTENING NEPETA
• AC:   :33 < i'm going to say it again!
• CG:   ....
• AC:   :33 < i'm gonna say it!
• CG:   .................
• AC:   :33 < kar
• AC:   :33 < kitty!
• AC:   :33 < karkitty!
• AC:   :33 < :33
• AC:   :33 < s33?
• CG:   *HE SPUN BACK AROUND IN HIS CHAIR,HIS BACK TO HER*
• AC:   :33 < hey! no! fine, i'll call you karkat! ok?
• AC:   :33 < happy?
• CG:   A LITTLE
• AC:   :33 < happier than you normally are?
• CG:   NO
• AC:   :33 < aww.
• AC:   :33 < you should probably ask sollux about that code though.
• CG:   WHY DO YOU SUDDENLY GIVE A SHIT
• AC:   :33 < hemhem. if you recall, last time you did that you pretty much screwed us all. thanks for that, by the way.
• CG:   ITS NOTHING LIKE THAT THIS TIME
• AC:   :33 < you said you didn't know what it was!
• CG:   AND I DON'T NEED THAT LISPING DOUCHES HELP
• AC:   :33 < *glares* yes you do and you know it.
• CG:   I'LL FIGURE IT OUT
• AC:   :33 < sure, and maybe you'll n33d to ask sollux to uncrack your fetch modus again, like he did the first time, and maybe you'll n33d him to fix that computer when you infect it with something.
• CG:   SHUT THE FUCK UP
• CG:   THAT WONT HAPPEN
• AC:   :33 < :(( that wasn't very furriendly, karkat.
• AC:   :33 < look i even called you karkat.
• AC:   :33 < :33
• CG:   ....WHY ARE YOU SO NICE TO ME
• AC:   :33 < hmm?
• AC:   :33 < what do you mean, karki- karkat?
• CG:   LIKE
• CG:   YOU JUST COME OVER HERE
• CG:   TO SEE ME FOR NO REASON
• CG:   EVEN WHEN I YELL AT YOU
• CG:   WHY
• AC:   :33 < you yell at efurryone sometimes karkat. :33 it's ok.
• AC:   :33 < you're my furriend!
• CG:   ....
• CG:   REALLY
• AC:   :33 < yes.
• CG:   OH BOY
• AC:   :33 < what?
• AC:   :33 < did i do something else?
• CG:   NO
• CG:   THAT JUST SOUNDS REALLY STRANGE TO ME
• AC:   :33 < why? efurryone has a furriend!
• CG:   ...YEAH
• CG:   SURE
• AC:   :33 < what's wrong?
• CG:   JUST LEAVE ME ALONE NEPETA
• AC:   :33 < no! i can't leave you alone you look so sad!
• CG:   I'M NOT FUCKING SAD
• CG:   I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE
• AC:   :33 < i can tell you are. i don't n33d rose to come over here to verify that.
• CG:   ....SHUT UP
• AC:   :33 < no, no i won't.
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• AC:   :33 < i won't shut up when you n33d me.
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• CG:   I DON'T NEED ANYONE
• AC:   :33 < yes you do. efurryone n33ds someone, even us.
• AC:   :33 < that's why we have matesprits and moirails.
• AC:   :33 < even kissmessis and auspistices mean something.
• CG:   REALLY...GO TELL THAT TO TEREZI THEN..
• AC:   :33 < great, is that why you're sad?
• AC:   :33 < did she do something?
• CG:   *HE WAS SILENT*
• AC:   :33 < karkat! what happened?
• CG:   SHES WITH STRIDER...SHES ALWAYS WITH FUCKING STRIDER...THAT ASS
• AC:   :33 < why do you have a purroblem with that? are you two flushed? i thought she was flushed with gamz33?
• CG:   *HE WAS SILENT*
• AC:   :33 < karkat! listen to me!
• CG:   HOW CAN I NOT...
• CG:   YOU SOUND LIKE ME
• AC:   :33 < what do you mean?
• CG:   I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU YELL BEFORE
• AC:   :33 < i only yell when i n33d to, when it's important
• CG:   *HE WAS SILENT FOR A MINUTE,THEN SAID QUIETLY*
• CG:   YES...I'M FLUSHED FOR HER..
• CG:   I SWEAR TO GOG NEPETA IF YOU TELL ANYONE
• AC:   :33 < you know you can trust me! but karkat, you can't help it if she's flushed for someone else.
• AC:   :33 < [[brb.]]
• AC:   :33 < [[back, sorry]]
• CG:   ((IS COOL
• AC:   :33 < [[thanks]]
• AC:   :33 < it isn't always up to you.
• CG:   DO YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT OUT LOUD?...I KNOW...I FUCKING KNOW OKAY?
• AC:   :33 < maybe you could find.... someone else... to be flushedwith?
• CG:   WHY?...WHATS THE POINT?
• AC:   :33 < w...well purrhaps you could make.... someone else very happy.
• CG:   ME
• CG:   MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY
• AC:   :33 < yes you.
• CG:   YEAH
• CG:   SURE
• AC:   :33 < hey! don't say that until you know it isn't a pawsibility.
• CG:   OKAY SHIPPING MASTER
• CG:   WHO THE HELL IS INTERESTED IN ME?
• AC:   :33 < :33
• AC:   :33 < someone....
• CG:   THAT TELLS ME A WHOLE FUCKING LOT
• CG:   THANKS
• AC:   :33 < :33
• CG:   WELL
• AC:   :33 < well what?
• CG:   ARE YOU JUST GOING TO FUCKING DANCE AROUND IT OR ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME
• AC:   :33 < ;lsdjfakjshedlh i can't just tell you my otp, silly.
• CG:   BECAUSE THAT MAKES A WHOLE LOAD OF FUCKING SENSE
• AC:   :33 < no it does! otp's are super secret special pairings that are different for each shipper- i can't just tell you mine. :33
• CG:   OKAY NEPETA
• CG:   *HE THEW UP HIS HANDS*
• AC:   :33 < what?
• CG:   I DON'T CARE
• AC:   :33 < but-but-
• AC:   :33 < but karkat!
• CG:   WHAT
• AC:   :33 < you can't even tell?
• AC:   :33 < that someone likes you?
• AC:   :33 < that you are purrfect for each other?
• CG:   *HE SLOWLY SPUN AROUND IN THE CHAIR*
• CG:   NO
• AC:   :33 < not even a t33nsy bit?
• CG:   WHO AM I "PURRFECT" WITH?
• CG:   I'M ON PINS AND FUCKING NEEDLES HERE
• AC:   :33 < you- you really don't know?
• CG:   WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS TEREZI...BUT THAT WAS FUCKING WRONG..
• CG:   SO NO
• CG:   I DON'T
• AC:   :33 < kar- karkat.
• AC:   :33 < *whispers* ishgksdjs
• CG:   *HE LOOKED UP* I CANT FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOU
• AC:   :33 < *cough cough* ishgmesss
• CG:   NEPETA
• CG:   SPEEEEEAK
• CG:   WOOOORDS
• AC:   :33 < IT'S ME OKAY IT'S ME.
• AC:   :33 < it- it's me.
• CG:   *HE SAT,STUNNED*
• AC:   :33 < *blushes profusely*
• CG:   WHAT...
• CG:   WHY?
• AC:   :33 < b-because you're you!
• AC:   :33 < i can't believe you didn't even notice!
• CG:   I DON'T UNDERSTAND...
• AC:   :33 < why not?
• AC:   :33 < wasn't it obvious?
• CG:   NO..
• CG:   I DIDN'T
• CG:   I MEAN
• AC:   :33 < *blushes more*
• AC:   :33 < i- i just thought you knew.
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• AC:   :33 < i thought it was really obvious
• CG:   *HE JUST SAT, HIS HANDS IN HIS LAP*
• AC:   :33 < did i never even have a chance?
• CG:   NEPETA..
• CG:   I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND...
• AC:   :33 < what?
• CG:   WHY ME?..
• AC:   :33 < i can't really explain, but i'v always loved you karkat. always.
• CG:   *HE SWALLOWED*
• CG:   ....
• AC:   :33 < what?
• CG:   WE CAN TRY...I GUESS
• AC:   :33 < r-really? you mean it?
• CG:   *HE NODDED*
• CG:   IF YOU REALLY GIVE A SHIT...
• AC:   :33 < i do i do! i really care about you...
• AC:   :33 < and i'm really glad you want to try.
• AC:   :33 < you have no idea how much that means
• CG:   *HE SAT FOR A SECOND* KARKITTY WOULD LIKE A HUG....
• AC:   :33 < *runs and hugs him tight* you said it you said it!
• CG:   *HE WRAPPED HIS ARMS AROUND HER* IF YOU TELL ANYONE...
• AC:   :33 < you'll what?
• CG:   ...JUST DON'T OKAY...
• AC:   :33 < ok. you know i wouldn't tell, shipper's word. :33
• AC:   :33 < *snuggles closer to him*
• CG:   *HE FLUSHED A LITTLE* NEPETA...
• AC:   :33 < hmm?
• CG:   ...THIS IS NICE...
• AC:   :33 < *blinks up at him* i agr33.
• CG:   *HE JUST SAT,NOT SAYING ANYTHING*
• AC:   :33 < is efurrything okay? did i do something wrong?
• CG:   YEAH...I'M FINE
• AC:   :33 < okay... i just don't want to upset you. :33
• AC:   :33 < i'm just worried that you'll be disappointed that i'm not terezi.
• CG:   *HE RUBBED HIS HAND UP AND DOWN HER BACK* I DON'T THINK YOU COULD RIGHT NOW...
• AC:   :33 < *purrs* what do you mean?
• CG:   I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED NEPETA..
• AC:   :33 < you aren't? i thought you were flushed for terezi?
• CG:   I AM...I MEAN...I WAS
• CG:   WHATS THE POINT IN IT NOW?

I wish everyone on Tumblr could pitch in like $5, and we will just fucking buy an island somewhere, preferably close to the equator, and we will just all be beautiful people and party all night long. There would be little communities where you live with other hipsters or beach bums or fashionistas or skaters, but we would all still be best friends because no one can judge on Tumblr Island. It will be the perfect place, a Utopia of Tumblr.